did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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