Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if only i could text you this smell
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just pee around me
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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