when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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