Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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