i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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