OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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