Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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