please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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