i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just want to make out with him forever
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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