It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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