This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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