What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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