I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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