Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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