Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize