me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
