My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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