how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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