no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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