I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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