wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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