I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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