turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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