i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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