And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
