Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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