I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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