you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
