they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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