My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
