these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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