I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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