Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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