You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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