So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The adults are the big ones right?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
