hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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