dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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