I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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