Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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