dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
