are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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