these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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