Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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