I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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