I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
