suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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