Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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