Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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