just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
