everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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