You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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