Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
