If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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